When a dancing monkey has left their pie hole flapping.
Keep it up Jim Carrey, your moronic comments are great for blog traffic!
So the guy that’s famous for talking out his ass is talking out his ass and making dick jokes. I would wish for a vaccine against such mind-blowing stupidity, but he wouldn’t get it anyway.
I’ve just become a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence. She’s so delightfully real and self deprecating.
You rock! I’m totally laughing with you. This next shot is in your honor. I might even say that word that starts with F and make a face.
Arm the women of the world–send guns and ammo everywhere–train them to make clean headshots.
Can’t argue with that. Well said, Roseanne Barr
Huh?
I suppose even a broken clock is right twice a day. This monkey is breaking out a brand new dance move.
Head-shots are notoriously difficult, though. Center mass is probably better advice. All of it better than a whistle.
Fox News has definitive proof that this little collection of 1′s and 0′s has been observed by none other than Quentin Tarantino (Thanks for correcting my spelling, Hank). It’s true. But I’m not sure he likes it. He never comments. Or, it he does, he uses another name.
But Jen! Where’s the proof?
Oh yeah. Well, a while back I spouted off some little rant about Hollywood celebrities that turned into my most read, most commented on, most linked post ever. Yes, I am referring to Dance, Monkey.
Heh. Who knew it would gain so much traction?
So imagine my surprise when I saw this little quip in an article.
“I’m not biting. I refuse your question,” Tarrantino fired back. ““I’m not your slave and you’re not my master. You can’t make me dance to your tune. I’m not a monkey….I refuse.”
I guess he’s not a fan…
It’s alright, Quinton. I know I don’t need to tell you that your coffee is good.
Your pie hole is doing that thing. You might want to see to that.
Don’t you know that it’s your drug-addled, alcohol-fueled dreams that we want to read? Not your short-sighted collectivist BS.
Ya know what? When you make money, it helps more than the 20 some-odd people you directly employ. Guess who works at bookstores? People. Movie theaters? People. Publishing houses? People. Etc. So yeah, when your getting your icky richness on, it’s spreading that pernicious wealth all over the middle class.
Your high horse is dead. Stop kicking it.
And, oh yeah, Dance, Monkey!
(found via the Head Mistress Snarkslinger where you should have read it far before stumbling on my corner of the interwebs. Hint-go there now)
No, it’s not poorly done or sappy. And Hallmark had nothing to do with it. Presented with minimal commercial interruption…
As we speak, a paddle holster made by the one and only Michael of TheHolsterSite is winging its way to the studios of In Plain Sight (returns March 16th, 2012 according to the Twitter feed).
But of course, you already knew that because he already posted about it over on his blog.
I’m very excited. It’s going to be cool to see some of his work on television. Guess we’ll have to figure out how that thing works again. At least we can stream some of the previous episodes online. We spent last night doing just that. I like Mary’s sass and snark.
We’ll see about recording the episode and sharing with all of you. Maybe we’ll even live blog it! Feel free to join the virtual watch party.
Shut Open your pie-hole mouth and Dance Act, monkey valued customer!
Thanks Weer’d! You’ll have to click over there to see why Matt Damon is the subject of my mad picture editing skills.
Matt Damon is a perfect example of everything that is wrong with the education system. And to the teachers out there that unlocked his creative potential-Do you still have those keys? ’Cause um, maybe you should put it back.
Turns out, she’s backing out. Says she’s got other commitments. To her credit, she apparently wants to meet with him another time, but she won’t be available for the ball.
But maybe Justin Timberlake will accept the invitation of Cpl. Kelsey De Santis. And he probably should. She could totally kick his ass.
Corporal Kelsey De Santis — the only female currently serving at the Martial Arts Center for Excellence at Marine Corps Base Quantico — turns the tables on Sgt. Scott Moore’s wingman Justin Timberlake by asking him to attend the Marine Corps Ball with her.