Or, at least a blog post rolling around in my head rapidly congealing into something coherent.
And then I saw this
Come back later. Seeing reporter get whacked by snow plow wake has to get old eventually. Right?
Oh who am I talking to? You aren’t even here anymore. You’re over at Dustbury’s place giggling maniacally.
that I wrote something brilliant, insightful, entertaining, and perhaps even thought-provoking here?
You laughed. You cried. You shared it with all your friends. It changed your life, and now there is a unicorn on your porch widely reported to be carrying a basket of hog eggs. Please, discuss in the comments.
Bald tires, not so much. Bald tires in the snow, even less so.
They can leave your car looking like this
Sigh. I hate winter.Y’all can keep this frozen stuff up north, alright?
Read more on the current automotive woes over at EvylRobot’s place.
Msgt B could use your time and attention. Please go read this post. It’s a very important one.
The killers will get the justice they deserve eventually. Let’s hope it is sooner rather than later so the family can have peace. I applaud the family for turning their tragedy into a blessing for others.
No, I’m not suggesting you sling a German Shepherd around. Although having a German Shepherd at the ready could come in handy, that would be awkward and uncomfortable for both you and the dog. Besides, most German Shepherds are pretty good at providing their own locomotion.
I’m talking about a rifle sling that’s been torture tested by German Shepherds. Go check it out over at Erin’s place.
I’ve not handled an Echo Sling personally, but Matt is a great guy and has been generous with his handiwork. I’ve heard nothing but good things about them, and they come in a wide variety of colors. Because who doesn’t want to be tactical and fabulous. (Says the girl that bought nail polish to match her handgun.)
Getting to meet far flung friends.
TinCan Assassin and family were able to make a pit stop and share some bacon on their way to new adventures. No pictures were taken as we laughed and talked as if we were old friends. And in a way, we are even though this was the first time we’d been in the same physical space.
Living in the future is grand!
Yeah, I still got nuthin’. So I shall share someone else’s brilliance with you.
You all already what a ringing success the launch of Obamacare has turned out to be. How he kept all his promises and we all get to keep our health insurance and doctors and just pay less. It’s a veritable medical utopia.
And I’m sure the NSA didn’t really eavesdrop on Chancellor Angela Merkel. It’s all a misunderstanding. She just butt-dialed Dear Reader a bunch of times.
But since it’s that time of year again when all the sexy, sexy ghouls come out, I’ll link you back to an old post here. Remember kids, the real monsters don’t always wear masks.