Super Bitcon!

Nifty! So a new friend, Frank Wak, interviewed some old friends about a thing we’re doing.

I know, I’m phoning it in on content lately. I hope to be back soon.

Feline Wisdom for 2015

Well since my 2013 resolution was never broken nor fulfilled, my resolution obligation remains in limbo. So I’m just going to let Ferrule take over the blog today. He’s been reading my Facebook news feed and judging you.

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He even took over my keyboard.

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Yes, that was Ferrule. He’s very helpful. He’s got some words of wisdom for 2015.

1. Sit more. Sitting makes laps and laps are for sits. It’s where petting happens.

2. Make peace with the pet hair. I’m just going to make more.

3. Strings! They are great, just had to mention it.

4. Poop happens. Sometimes when you least expect it.

5. The loud thing with headlight that eats cat hair? Just put it away. See number 2

6. When something bothers you, bite its butt, fluff your tail, and strut away.

7. Dude. Catnip. Dude.

8. There will always be more kibble in the bowl, don’t stress about it.

9. Go to the backdoor and sing about your adventures. Preferably while your humans are engrossed in the warm boxes with the screens that they keep on their laps. Besides, laps are for sits and petting, not typing.

10. When life gets scary, hide under the buffet until Mama gets home.

This post has been reviewed by the resident feline editor, Chance

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Yes, he is also judging you.

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I know, I’ve been scarce lately. I promise, I haven’t forgotten you nor do I have any intention of leaving you. Life has just been very demanding of my time. If you can find a way to bottle sleep so I can just grab it on the go, that would help.

Updates:

Due to some reorganization, I had to give up my big swanky office and move back into a cube farm. I miss the space and the door, but it’s a positive thing overall. Got a brand new boss and cut my commute in half. Not to mention I’m in the same building with all the people I really need to deal with on a day to day basis.

The family is good and we had lovely Christmas celebrations all around. We took some time off and played video games for most of the week. Yes, it was very productive. And of course, there was food. We made amazing meatballs and as much as I’d like to share the recipe with you, we made it up on the fly. Beef, sausage, sweet potatoes, mustard powder, eggs rolled into 1 ounce balls (used the kitchen scale) and then chilled so they could then be lightly fried in bacon grease. Just enough to cook the outside, then placed in a crock-pot with garlic and marinara sauce. I’m sure I’ve left something out, but they were delicious.

I hope you had a lovely holiday and that you will have a very happy new year!

A Video Christmas Card

So we got together with some of our gamer friends and did a thing. You should watch. It’s silly.

The young man singing ‘2 Mashing Parents’? That’s TeenBot. And I’m sure you recognize the Evyl Robot and your high-voiced host.

Enjoy! And have a Merry Christmas. Yes, this is what I got you this year. No, you can’t take it back.

 

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Updates

So, um, yeah. I’ve been away from the blog box for a bit. I guess you might have noticed.  Sorry about that. Don’t worry, I haven’t been beheaded in a “workplace violence incident” nor am I huddled in a bubble to avoid Ebola. I’ve just been busy.

Soon we’ll have the final numbers for this year’s Kilted to Kick Cancer campaign. Great job, guys. And now that Kilted to Kick Cancer is a bonafide charity in its own right, these dollars go farther and do more good than they have in the past. Bravo!

If you are one of my followers on Twitter or maybe a friend on the Facebook, you’ve seen that I’m walking a mile every day for Children’s Miracle Network. And you already know, I’m not just walking, I’m trying to raise money. As of this writing, I am $21 away from my goal to raise $272 for the kids and their families. ETA: We did it! Thank you, you guys rock. Yes, there is still time to sponsor me.

In heavier news, Psalm Angel Guadalupe, daughter of Erik and Sabra Onstott, has completed her journey. Hers was a life lived surrounded by love. Never alone, and she will never be forgotten. They could use your help, your prayers, and some peace.

We are praying for our friends that left this morning to drill wells in the Congo. Actually, teach the locals to drill wells. Yes, it’s crazy, but it’s good work. It’s easy to take things like clean water for granted when you live in a first world country.

I have now gone a full five days without injuring myself. The end is near, folks.