Starring your humble host, the Uterus provided courtesy of the super awesome people of IHeartGuts.com, and Lyme Disease provided by the also super awesome people of GiantMicrobes.com. It is based on the experiences of Bonnie and described using my extensive knowledge of anatomy and physiology gleaned from years of experience in the field of accounting.
The scene opens with a uterus, Bonnie‘s to be specific. It was a happy uterus doing its happy uterus things.
One day, Uterus decided to go on an adventure in the great outdoors.
And that’s where she met Lyme Disease.
Lyme Disease seemed awful cute but kinda clingy and got into everything.
Um, personal space
And so she adopted him.
I told you to stay OFF the ovary!
Uterus had been a model tenant up until she decided to go and adopt a pet spirochete. All its undulating made a real mess of the place.
Bad uterus. Lyme is a terrible influence on your behavior.
To make matters worse, because of Lyme disease, Uterus got all twisted up and bonded with her neighbor, Colon. Colon has a very important job to do and can’t really be wasting time with Uterus and Lyme. And since Uterus refuses to get rid of Lyme, it has been decided that they need to be evicted from the neighborhood.
But as you all know, eviction is a difficult and expensive process, Bonnie is going to need all the help she can get.
My silliness not withstanding, Lyme is not a laughing matter. But we are going to do our best to keep the FUN in FUNdraiser.
Consider this the official pre-launch of the evict Lyme Disease fundraiser/raffle to offset Bonnie’s medical costs. There will be prizes, but you do not have to wait for the official launch to be entered. Receipts for any donations starting today done through Bonnie’s tip jar (top left) can be emailed to me for entry. (jennifer AT injennifershead DOT com)
Prizes will include the generously donated uterus and lyme plushes that starred in our re-enactment. Big thanks again to IHeartGuts and GiantMicrobes. In addition to monetary donations straight to Bonnie, I am also accepting donations of additional prizes to be added to the raffle(s). Hit me up on that same email.
Raffle tickets will start at $5 for the plushes. Other prizes/prices to be determined.