Oh right, I’m not selling anything here…
Um. Well this is awkward.
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This capitalism thing is hard. It’s like I need to provide something in exchange for money. Hmm.
Do you want me to tell you a story? Does it have to be true?
There was that time that a penguin stole my cousin’s Snickers while he was time traveling. He never did finish that story. Guess I’ll have to ask him about it last week. Penguins are notorious candy thieves, you know.
You didn’t? I bet you thought they just ate fish, didn’t you?
Generally speaking, you would be correct. There hasn’t been a lot of study into the reasons why, but their blood sugar levels tend to drop near temporal anomalies. It upsets some delicate balance or some such nonsense.
Just don’t give them this sort of candy.
That can upset all sorts things and cause the penguins to start gallivanting off to parts unknown.
Personally, I refer to avoid the regions where penguins tend to gather. I’m not hearty enough for the cold, you see. But should you happen upon a gallivanting penguin, pack him carefully for the return voyage.
Had to substitute a cat as I had no penguins handy. You have to work with what you’ve got.
Yes, there is a tip jar. There are also far more worthy causes than funding my occasional ramblings. Help Camp Fire Mama. She needs it more than I do.
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