Um.  Ewe.  Really?

You have to visit the link to see the inside.  Thank you Anne for yet another thing that I cannot unsee.

Can anyone explain this Twilight thing to me?  Nope, haven’t read any of it.  I can’t imagine being terribly compelled by a teenage hormone fest revolving around a feminine sparkly vampire.  Why is that face on the cover of so many magazines?  And has he only ever taken one picture?  Or is it that the pouty, sullen expression is the only one in his repetoire?  He’s got a strange growth on his head that looks like it smells and yet so many grown women swoon over him.  Seriously?

Ladies, you do realize that you’re lusting after a guy that makes Tom Cruise look masculine.

Well, kind of.

But you know what this looks like to me?

Unibrow.  Know a lot of vampires that need regular facial waxing appointments?  Is this sexy?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.