Can I have a retry on today?
‘Cause um, it has not been the kind of day that makes a girl feel good about herself. Just saying.
I stepped on the scale this morning and it read…substantially different than the last time I bothered to look.
Blew it off as a fluke. Either today’s reading was bad or the former was wrong. Either way, my jeans fit the same so it’s not a big deal. Right?
Um. I had to buy new jeans on my lunch break today. The new pair is cute but unplanned. I sat down in the car to head out to lunch and it was suddenly…breezy.
Yes, all of you that come here looking for ‘Jennifer’s Ass’ will be pleased to know that it tried to escape today. (Seriously people, I’m going to adopt a donkey just so I can give you regular updates about my ass.)
So I had a spontaneous shopping trip on my lunch break today. I know, all the cool kids are wearing their jeans that way on purpose, but I can’t just let my ass escape like that. I have readers to think about. So the jeans were replaced with a pair in the same size, different brand, stretch denim. Unfortunately this means I must retire my made in the US pair in favor of a pair made in China.
So if you’ll excuse me, there’s a treadmill mocking me from upstairs.