You know, I’m not sure why everyone seems to be so upset that Dear Reader is looking for whose ass to kick. Honestly, it seems far more reasonable to believe he is trying to assign blame as opposed to actually solving a problem. I guess someone explained that he needs a new whipping boy. No one’s buying the Bush’s fault line anymore.
So he’s looking for asses. And, frankly, I’m relieved. This is something in which he’s actually experienced. No really!
Exhibit A
And B
And look! He found one!
See? He’s good at looking for asses. He even finds them! Granted, we don’t have any evidence of him kicking asses, but right now, he’s just looking. Just imagine if we’d sent the other guy out for asses instead.
Like I said, uniquely qualified. It’s not like we’ve got Bill Clinton running around chastising people for adultery or anything silly like that.