We’ve seen kids punished for finger pistols and sketches all in the name of the No Tolerance policies. And now, green plastic Army men.
Christan Morales says her son just wanted to honor American troops when he wore a hat to school decorated with an American flag and small plastic Army figures.
But the hat ran afoul of the district’s no-weapons policy because the toy soldiers were carrying tiny weapons.
Because the molded plastic really poses a threat to the other students. I heard some of them might even have a shoulder thing that goes up. Maybe they’ve watched too much Toy Story.
No tolerance policies are what you do instead of something. Maybe they should drop their pants and throw a puppy at it!
Curse those right-wing commandos! They’ve learned how to shrink themselves to make infiltration easier!
Diabolical!