1.  Must be racist.

ie.  Father Michael Pfleger “I really believe that she just always thought ‘This is mine’ (laughter, hoots). ‘I’m Bill’s wife. I’m WHITE. And this is mine. And I jus’ gotta get up. And step into the plate. And then out of nowhere came, ‘Hey, I’m Barack Obama.’ And she said: ‘Oh, damn!’ WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?!?! (Crowd going nuts, Pfleger screaming). I’M WHITE! I’M ENTITLED! THERE’S A BLACK MAN STEALING MY SHOW. (SOBS!) SHE WASN’T THE ONLY ONE CRYING! THERE WAS A WHOLE LOTTA WHITE PEOPLE CRYING!”

The new Reverend Otis Moss of Trinity “But they (blacks) refused to give up. They decided to leave the city. They said that’s not going to stop me from my destiny. Once they left the particular area, they then find out God has cooked things up. The camp of the enemy … nobody is there. So they go into the enemy’s camp. They find food. They find shelter. They find gold. They find silver. They even find some drink. In the enemy’s camp. They find gin and juice. In the enemy’s camp.”

Rev. Jeremiah Wright-who needs no introduction

2.  Must Hate America

ie. Jeremiah Wright “God Damn America”

Michelle Obama-who for the “first time” in her adult life is proud of America

Terrorist Bill Ayers

Now I understand why Obama wants to meet with Iranian president Ahmadinthehead.  He’s looking for a new best bud and possibly spiritual adviser.  He’s certainly qualified.

He’s racist

“I must announce that the Zionist regime (Israel), with a 60-year record of genocide, plunder, invasion and betrayal is about to die and will soon be erased from the geographical scene,” Ahmadinejad said.

And he definitely hates America.

“Today, the time for the fall of the satanic power of the United States has come and the countdown to the annihilation of the emperor of power and wealth has started,” the hard-line president said.

Sounds like a winner.  When they exchange necklaces, I wonder who gets the ‘BE FRI’ and who gets ‘ST ENDS.’  I suppose it will be whichever half does less tire damage when thrown under the bus.

That would explain why he won’t go to Iraq with John McCain.  He’d just be a third wheel.  I suppose that means he won’t be going with Michael Yon either.