Don’t Punch Elmo

Elmo no like.  Elmo likes friends.  And songs.  And goldfish.

And breaking fingers of crazy people in Guitar Center.

That’s right folks.  All the news you really need.  Right here.

Just goes to show, even if you’re a lovable puppet, you aren’t immune to attack.  Fight back.  Just like Elmo.

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