Man Fail

Don’t worry, I’m not taking the well traveled path of male bashing.  I think men with all of their testosterone are fabulous creatures and I wish the world was inhabited by more of them.

More men, not metrosexualized pansy creatures that just so happen to have the ability to pee while standing.  Plumbing alone does not make one a man.  And a man’s face should never, ever be adorned with a product called “guy-liner” or “man-scara.”

Sounds like a joke doesn’t it?  Unfortunately, it’s not.  And the corporate feminzer insists that it isn’t for drag queens.  He says that it is for manly men like Russell Brand.

Manly?  That looks like a chick with stubble.  And the carefully teased hair!

He also presents Robbie Williams as an example of red-blooded manly men that would use the product.  So, I had to go find a picture of the make-up sporting musician.  I found it.  And let me tell you ladies, you’re estrogen just went into overdrive neutral.

Thankfully, I don’t intend to have any children anytime soon because my ovaries are reeling in terror.

3 thoughts on “Man Fail”

  1. I am at a loss for words here…

    Do they really think that men would use this crap?? I mean real men.

    Anyone male who would use ‘guy-liner’ in the first place was already on board the cross-dressing express and probably didn’t need any encouragement at all. I guess all this does is give them a half hearted way of admitting that they really do know all the songs from Cabaret by heart.

    Oh, but wait, this is from Great Britain – a former bastion of freedom and manliness where they beat down the Germans during the Battle of Britain, gave us Lord Admiral Nelson and James Bond. Now, they seem intent on handing away their freedoms and so I guess it’s no surprise they are also giving away their gonads too.

    Sad, and disturbing

  2. There’s got to be some serious sarcasm going on here – Russell Brand is not manly at all.

    He was plenty funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, though, which was odd because usually he’s not.

  3. Leaves the field wide open for multiple women for the real men. 🙂 Stuff like this is why a friend of mine has 9 girlfriends at a time.

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