We have discussed this.
This:
Not manly.
Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here’s a tribute to her — a fit that’s super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that’s as skinny as it gets. Made with plenty of stretch. This pair of Levi’s® Jeans is part of our program that minimizes water in the finishing process. Country Of Origin: Imported
Honey, if you’re wearing what looks like your ex-girlfriend’s pants, you aren’t going to find a new girlfriend any time soon. Your pants should not be so tight as to allow someone to read your credit card number off the imprint on your butt.
Skinny jeans are in!
Yeah, they’re kinda not.
If skinny jeans are in, I guess I’m out.
That’s wrong on so many levels. Ew.
eeeew…
The only time pants that tight are appropriate is when you are wearing pirate boots and jacket to go with them, otherwise that’s not just a no, it’s HELL NO!
So, do they come in size 3XL?
If Eighteenth Century leggings are now in style, can powdered wigs be far off?
Do these jeans make my butt look fat?…
How the H*** do you hide a IWB, or pocket holster with those?
Having seen this, I promise never to badmouth “mom jeans” again.
What is so dreadful about this look for men is that it creates horrible lines for them. It invariably makes them look like they have a very long body with legs that are about 11″ long. Not a good look. For anyone. Unmanly in the extreme. *shudder*
Um… I’ll pass… I’d like to be able to sit down without my voice going up an octave!
What’s really bad is when the emo kids ’round here wear them with chunky skate shoes and tee shirts at least four sizes too large. I have a difficult time believing that they aren’t inadvertently letting archenemies dress them.
But they make my junk look HUGE!
{sadly it only makes it look that way}
:p