You and your record snowfall and freezes.
Freezing temperatures all the way to Mexico have triggered a tomato shortage. And in case you didn’t know, I love tomatoes. A lot. I love their soft plump bodies and smooth red skin. I love their smell. I love that moment when biting into a perfectly ripe Roma when the skin tension gives and fills my mouth with tomato juices. I will eat them until my tongue is raw. And I haven’t even mentioned my love of salsa. The delicious sweetness combined with the spice. <insert Homer sound here>
I would damn all of this global warming to hell, but I don’t think Lucifer knows how to build a snowman.