As much as I’d love to have you stay, I feel you really must experience it for yourself. I didn’t come up with any of this, and I realize just how pointless it is for you to stay.
Aside from a couple of loyalists (I love you guys), most of my readers have already clicked over.
And seriously, why would you still be here when the funny is actually over there.
If you read the comments, you’ll understand the joke in this post