So I have thus far refrained from comment on the cocky idiot in the news. But why? I certainly don’t hold him in any high regard.
No, it’s because I absolutely cannot comment on this story without making jokes like a fourth grade boy.
It really shouldn’t be so hard not to sink to snickering puns while his career peters out.
I mean, surely I can keep the dialog from going below the belt.
He’s just the latest dick to pull out of the whore house otherwise known as Congress.
He was just screwing around anyway.
And now we sing!
Oh I’m glad we’re rid US Congressman Weiner!
His pulling out is quite the sight to see!
Say goodbye now to US Congressman Weiner!
Now Boehner can just stick it to Pelosi!
*And I have just induced the need for brain bleach on myself. The things I do for you people.