Awe crap!  I never, ever do these things.  Ever.

Unless I’m tagged by my husband’s parents’ best friend’s daughter who just happens to be the mother of one of the cutest little boys on the planet.

Sigh.  Here is my mission, should I choose to accept it.

So, now I’ve fulfilled the first requirement.  How about the second

1.  I’m flat-footed

2.  I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve broken my little toes.

3.  Only once has one of them been broken by someone else.  And I married the guy that did it.

4.  I named my first car “The Nude.”  That way I could go to school in The Nude.  I went to work in The Nude.  My friends liked to ride around in The Nude. etc

5.  I was in multiple accidents in The Nude, finally totaling it without making contact with another vehicle.

6.  My husband taught me how to drive a stick shift.  I love it and don’t ever want to go back.  Besides, what would I do with my left foot?

7.  I can shake my eyes and used this talent to frighten a medical intern at his instructor’s request while going through the arduous process of actually being diagnosed with migraines.

And I’m supposed to stop at seven.  And I hadn’t even mentioned the public nudity at my last birthday.  Suppose I’ll have to save that one for its very own blog post.

And now for tagging others.  Hmm, I don’t know that I will make seven here.

1.  Ginny-Because she’s bound to have some fun stuff, but I can’t comment her because her blog doesn’t like me

2.  The Hubby-Why wouldn’t I after all?  I’ll comment on his later, but he’ll probably see this post before I do

3.  Instinct-Because he’s a wanna-be gunslinger in the land of fruits and nuts.  He’ll be armed soon though.

4.  Plungergirl-Because I just recently found her blog and she cracks me up.

5.  CastoCreations-She likes this kind of thing and makes pretty things that sparkle

6.  Darcie-Because she just so happened to leave a comment.   Just now, while I was writing this.  Don’t you feel super lucky Darcie?  And she’s cool and fun to read

7. The Beej-Who won’t tell you that she’s a fantastically talented musician so I will.  She’s also a good shot with her handguns.

And I’m breaking a rule, I’m not going to go back and comment.  We’ll see how long it takes for people to notice they’ve been tagged.