If It’s a Victimless Crime, Is It A Crime At All?

Around here, apparently not.

“We haven’t had anybody come in and make a report,” Woodward County Sheriff Gary Stanley said Wednesday. “Somebody would need to come in and make a report … We don’t have a victim.”

Imagine that.  A girl got naked on a golf course and no one complained.  Shocked!  I tell you.

It’s a good thing the woman in question wasn’t lactating because raw milk brings out swat teams.

Honestly, I wish everyone in law enforcement would take the attitude of the Woodward County Sheriff.  Not just law enforcement, but those who write the legislation.  I’m with WizardPC here.

I would like politicians and bureaucrats to acknowledge this: Every law, rule, and regulation made by the government ends in puppy killing SWAT Teams. Every dime that is spent in our name was taken at gunpoint.


Getting naked on a golf course this summer would certainly be more pleasant than donning a Wookie Suit.

ETA: You can see the girl here.








5 thoughts on “If It’s a Victimless Crime, Is It A Crime At All?”

  1. If I were to strip naked in a golf course, it would bring SWAT, DOD, Seal Teams 1 thru 7, Delta Force and a clean up team from MIB because witnesses would demand being neuralized.

  2. Yea, verily. There are places on the edge of civilization where they’d comb through the books for hours looking for something, anything, they could prosecute.

  3. Hmmm…one wonders if the severity of the “victim’s” complaints is inversely proportional to the hottie-factor of the stripper in question? Say….Rosanne Barr stripping would generate exponentially more complaint calls than, say, Kate Beckinsale (at which point the calls would be to the clubhouse, extending memberships and demanding tee-times for the same time tomorrow).

    Urg. Now I need a brainscrubber to get the image of Rosanne…..arg!

  4. I’ve done a lot of charity golf tournies and that’s a first for me. Now, the groups that I worked on a posh hunting ranch? Stuff like this wasn’t unusual.

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