Around here, apparently not.
“We haven’t had anybody come in and make a report,” Woodward County Sheriff Gary Stanley said Wednesday. “Somebody would need to come in and make a report … We don’t have a victim.”
Imagine that. A girl got naked on a golf course and no one complained. Shocked! I tell you.
It’s a good thing the woman in question wasn’t lactating because raw milk brings out swat teams.
Honestly, I wish everyone in law enforcement would take the attitude of the Woodward County Sheriff. Not just law enforcement, but those who write the legislation. I’m with WizardPC here.
I would like politicians and bureaucrats to acknowledge this: Every law, rule, and regulation made by the government ends in puppy killing SWAT Teams. Every dime that is spent in our name was taken at gunpoint.
Getting naked on a golf course this summer would certainly be more pleasant than donning a Wookie Suit.
ETA: You can see the girl here.