The aliens are going to destroy us if we don’t give up our SUVs. It’s true! NASA scientists said so.
“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. “These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.
So, what caliber for aliens? Head shots? Center mass? Oh dear, how to prepare? I don’t know if they would even have a central nervous system. At least with zombies, we know their vulnerabilities. And it may be too late to find out.
And once the aliens eat the Chinese, we’ve only got an hour before they are are hungry again.
Can’t go wrong with a headshot, but if you’re not sure, shoot them until the target changes shape or catches on fire.
This is why there are no Chinese zombies. Or why they’re all zombies.
It’s kind of an either/or thing.
Mozambique. And, as always, pick a holy caliber (.308, .30-06, .45ACP, or if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, 10mm!)
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I shall name it…
The Green Alien Apocalypse.
I say go with variety. If one caliber doesn’t work…pick up the next larger gun. If all else fails…go howitzer.