She had been stealthily stalking the sneaky serpent. The time had come to strike.
Twas a good kill. A kill that must be celebrated in the highest fashion. She chose interpretive dance with superfluous snake shaking.
Many will sing of the mighty 12 pound Heidi and the night she did slay the serpent.
*We know Heidi is half Chihuahua because her mother was a Chihuahua. The other half…the neighbor’s dog did it. The best guess we’ve got is Basenji.