Christmas Shopping Song

Fights over TVs and pepper sprayed shoppers
Tasing and beating that involves the coppers
Careless armed muggers are caught up with rings
These are a few of the Black Friday things

Trampled bystanders and tent pitching crazies
Scoring a good deal or pushing up daisies
Wild shots that fly from revolvers that sting
These are a few of the Black Friday things

Toys wrapped in plastic and high end electronics
Bundled up journalists and press histrionics
Over-priced products that came from Beijing
These are a few of the Black Friday things

I’ll just click here
Type a number
Got that gift for Mom
Amazon ships me my favorite things
And that’s why I shop dot com

2 thoughts on “Christmas Shopping Song”

  1. Spent waaaaaaay too many years in retail to enjoy Black Friday. Been out of it three years now, and I still start sweating on Thursday afternoon. Its like a zombie invasion!

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