Apparently, the Brits have forgotten that a knife is a tool. Daily Mail is just shocked! Shocked! I tell you that Steven Tyler carries a pocket knife.
Of course, they also call this guy hunky.
The hunky singer was spotted with a large Leatherman-style penknife strapped onto his bootcut jeans as her arrived for the day’s filming in Pasadena, California today.
Maybe the writer has a thing for large mouth bass.
The resemblance is uncanny.
Quite what Steven, 63, thought he would need such a large knife for is anyone’s guess, but no doubt Simon Cowell will be glad he is not still on the show after seeing these pictures.
Yes, because it is completely logical that Steven Tyler was planning to filet Simon Cowell with a 4-inch folding knife. Like he’d need to cut him up if he planned on eating him.
I know it seems completely unusual to the residents of the formerly great Britain, but people carry knives. They are tools. He probably carries it every day, it’s just normally in his pocket instead of clipped on the outside. By the looks of those jeans, there’s nothing going into the pockets. And, Daily Mail, I could have lived my whole life without the close-up of that particular area of Steven Tyler in skin tight jeans.
Gotta barf, BRB
I love my readers too much to embed that particular image. If you must see it, it’s in the article.
Maybe, there’s a fruit basket in his dressing room wrapped in cellophane and tied up with miles and miles of curling ribbon. It’s was easier to open those by just cutting the ribbon with your pocket knife. Scary, I know.
Did I just write an entire blog entry about Steven Tyler doing something normal and manly? Next thing you know, Clint Eastwood will be doing a reality show.