It’s true. I swear. See, here’s a link. It’s a bonafide thing I read on the internet.
Also, I’m immune to this
Scientists at the University of East Anglia recently warned that high heels could be to blame for flat feet, a painful condition affecting around 15 per cent of people.
I was born with flat feet and thus, they cannot get flatter. And it isn’t painful either. It’s my superhero power. I am Stiletto Girl.
I like cars. I can drive a standard in 4inch stilettos. I wear Italian size 38. I took a home defense shotgun class in 3 inch heels.
So, Prada marketing person, email jennifer AT injennifershead DOT com so we can work out the details.