But it’s snot.
Scarlett Johansson blew her nose on the Jay Leno show and you can own the tissue! Yes, there is an eBay auction.
Hurry! It might be your last chance to own celebrity snot. Maybe you can stick your nose in the bag and catch a celebrity cold. You get free shipping too. Wonder if they had to get special Hazmat certification to ship infectious materials? It’s all for charity.