No Salt For Seattle

And yet still blood pressure is rising.

That’s because the lack of salt has nothing to do with diet.  You see, Seattle is dealing with a massive onslaught of global warming.  The streets are absolutely covered in it, but they will not salt the roads because apparently the salt isn’t good for Puget Sound.  Never mind the fact that Puget sound is a salt water estuary.

Chief Wiggum Wiggins even admits that if they used salt there would be “patches of bare road because salt is very effective.”  But instead, “We decided not to utilize salt because it’s not a healthy addition to Puget Sound.”  Yes, the same Puget Sound that is salt water.

Someone call Al Gore, Seattle needs some hot air.

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