You may even have junk to wax and wail about.
I have neither. But I do have a shiny black
latex PVC catsuit.
What? Not high enough resolution for you?
I promise, it exists. See?
But you see, I’m not sharing it right now. You’re going to have to earn it, my dears.
It’s easy. Put EvylRobot in the top 3, I publish a high resolution version. 2nd place, and I’ll take some bonus pics. And if he wins? Well I’ll let him tell you about that.