It would still be nice at twice the price!
Sometimes the latest trend just seems out of reach. You want to be fashion forward but your pocket book didn’t get the memo. I understand. 5th avenue taste and a thrift store budget.
Well have I got a deal for you. Donate at least $10 to EvylRobot’s Kilted to Kick Cancer fund, email me the receipt (jennifer AT injennifershead DOT com), and I will send you your very own brown paper bag.
But Jennifer! That’s a two hundred and ninety dollar value!
I know. So you better get in on this deal right away. Act now and for a $20 donation, you can have your bag signed by either your humble host or the EvylRobot himself. $30 gets you both autographs!
What could be better than your own brown paper bag? You can carry a lunch in it. It will hold both a sandwich and a juice box! You can use it to make a puppet. You could even use it to camouflage your booze.
Limited time only(expires midnight 9/30)! While supplies last.
You know you want to… The autographs alone are worth more than you paid for the content here. And really, it’s for a good cause so be generous and support Kilted To Kick Cancer.