Last Day

So today is the last day of this palindrome year.  Tomorrow, I will be 34. Since you all just finished being nice to people for Robb Allen’s birthday, I should tell you to go kick a puppy just to put the world back in balance, but I like puppies.  And they didn’t do anything to deserve kicking.  Besides, I like the idea of random acts of kindness.

What do I want from you for my birthday?

PRESENTS!!

Just kidding. This community that blogging built has given me more than I ever could have imagined.  Sure, we’re just as dysfunctional as a blood-bound family, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.  Just knowing that you wish me well on the anniversary of my birth is really enough.

And if you wish me ill, I will cry and tell the rest of the internet about it.  Maybe.  I might just feel sorry for you and your sad existence because all the cool kids like me.  <insert raspberry here>

10 thoughts on “Last Day”

  1. I could wish you a happy birthday but I don’t do that and I don’t celebrate birthdays much. My feeling is we did nothing to be born. Each year on a certain day in November I always sent my precious mother roses. In actuality she did all the work in bringing me into this world almost 66 years ago. This year I’ll be placing roses on her grave as I did for the first time last year. It’s your birthday so call your mother and say “thanks”. 😉

  2. Happy Birthday! And thanks to you, my stock in Bambi’s PVC Wax n’ Shine Parlors, Inc has gone through the roof!

    Thanks!

    🙂

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