It’s just so hard to get blood off of nice shoes, and it’s rather precarious to navigate in 4″ heels. The peep toe was probably unwise as well.
They were so right about open carry. It’s like the wild west out my window. Blood flowing down the street. The horror. And the hoodlums are just disarming people right and left. Those they don’t disarm, they are just taking out first so they don’t meet any resistance. And the police are too busy proning out everyone since they can’t tell good guys from the bad. Complete and utter mayhem.
Except, of course, not. Not that I’ve been anywhere other than the office, but I’ve yet to see a single openly carried handgun. And even here in the ninth most violent big city in America, I haven’t heard a single scream or siren today. Gee, you’d almost think people got their underthings in a wad for nothing. Personally, I’m way more freaked out by machete guy. That dude is creepy.