You know, if they are going to insist that I delay my morning coffee and then stab me in the finger, it is nice when they tell me I have an ‘optimal amount of body fat.’ Now that’s a compliment. Boys, you might try that one next time a girl asks you about how her derriere looks in those pants, just saying.
I can just hear it in some R&B number.
Ooh girl! You got it goin’ on.
You got an optimal amount of body fat.
Oh my! That BMI
You know what I’m gettin’ at.
Come on girl.
All your lipoproteins are high density
Top of the charts, baby. I’m going to be the 1% with these song writing skills.
Or, maybe I just need that coffee…