Man Fail or Sadistic Designers

I get it, not everyone is into the traditional manly man.  And that’s fine, really.  There’s nothing wrong with that. But I think some of these designers just revel in making their male models uncomfortable.

I mean, does this guy look happy to you?

ruffleshorts

 

Poor boy.  Will someone please get him a lollipop?

Ladies, I give you the man your man could

claws

 

Steam and serve with garlic butter.

At least this guy looks…

um…

Warm? Not with those holes.  Fluffy?

sweaterandmittens

Take the knitting needles away!

And just in case you ever wake up in the morning and think, “Gosh, I wish I looked more like abandoned property.”

fence

Please, don’t take offense.  Or, a fence, as it were.

I wonder if this was actually planned or if it is the model’s flowery cry for help.

pleasekillme

 

Awe. Look on the bright side.  At least you’ve got…er.

*bites lower lip*

For the love of fashion, will someone please fetch this man a suit?


All this and more can be found here.

Edit: Title edited.  Thanks Christina!

 

 

17 thoughts on “Man Fail or Sadistic Designers

  1. Now is the time on Sprockets when we Dance!

    Geez, … my first thought on seeing the first picture was “Somebody lost a serious bet.” Then it actually got worse from there :)

  2. I’ve worked my entire career in a variety of hotels, country clubs, and now corporate kitchens. As such my tolerance for all sorts of personal expresion is higher than many. Add in the deep libertarian streak of “it ain’t hurting me so I don’t give a damn” and I can accept just about anything anyone wants to do to/with themselves.

    Those individuals though are just screaming for someone to smack them in the face with a shovel.

    BGM

  3. OK. I know females are often expected to wear a brassiere, lest they show “smuggling peanuts”. That first outfit begs a below-the-waistline “foundation” garment of some sort. I cannot imagine an intentional cod-piece combined with a skirt.

  4. Not sure what you’re talking about. Don’t think i saw a single man in any of those pics. Srsly. What man would don any of those costumes? Think of any MAN you know … would he put any of those costumes on? Just cuz he’s got the same plumbing parts, doesn’t mean he’s a man.

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