Another day, another spree killing. Something must be done.
We must get these dangerous weapons of
war construction off the streets.
Spree killings never happen in places like China where guns are banned. Except, when they do.
Huh. Must have been some kind of evil assault hammer. The kind that whispers to people in the night. Since we know they can’t move on their own, these hammers must use mind control.
What business does some failed electrical repair shop owner have with this kind of tool anyway? These things belong in carpentry shops, not on the street. Bathhouses should be a places of cleanliness and renewal, not plagued by dangerous hammers.