Paper Subscription

Been a long time since I’ve had any of that dead tree stuff delivered to my door.  I usually just pick it up while I’m at the store. But with the subscription it is cheaper and more convenient. Besides, this is the most useful paper around*!

It is the only unbiased paper you’ll find. Gives whole new meaning to news you can use. It’s perfect to keep beside your toilet. They even make handy little racks.

*Click the link for the joke to make sense.  But yes, I really did subscribe to that today. Living in the future!


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