Breaking News: Anthony Weiner Celebrates National Hot Dog Day

By telling the world that he is actually Carlos Danger and has been Relishing the Moment on Twitter, yet again. Or still.

Maybe instead of running for mayor, he should campaign for a seat on the Hot Dog and Sausage Council. Share a Weiner with Anthony could be his campaign slogan.

The jokes write themselves. Here, I give you the comment section to release your inner 12 year old.

6 thoughts on “Breaking News: Anthony Weiner Celebrates National Hot Dog Day”

  1. Frankly speaking, I think his erection campaign is hard to miss, full-frontal as it has been. He wants us to know he’s a full-blown contender, and not just dicking around. He really can’t cut the mustard, though, can he?

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