How Billy Ray Cyrus should have reacted
Now you’ve shown the world what happened to my girl
You’ve torn off your clothes on MTV
Now I can’t face my friends. Oh what a fool I’ve been.
Whatever happened to my little Miley
I put you on the stage when you were underage
Sold your childhood out to Disney
I should have been a dad, instead I let you be a fad
Now look what you’ve grown up to be.
My daughter’s a tart, I didn’t do my part.
I just didn’t teach her any class
And now that’s she’s a tart, It really breaks my heart
If only I had spanked her little ass
I really wasn’t going to comment. But then my brain ran off on it’s own tangent and this happened. Feel free to add verses in the comments.