“You Should Never Attempt To Actually Eat A Baby”

You know, I never expected to read an article that needed that particular clarification. Thanks, David Thompson. That’s certainly a new thing today.

And more from the update to the original article.

Still, I hope that you will not only stand firm with me in refraining from infant cannibalism, but that you will also urge your friends, family members, and neighbors to do the same.

Not a problem, thanks.

As recap, babies may be scrumptious, but DO NOT EAT THEM!

Got that?

Although, as the mother of a teenager, sometimes I understand why some species eat their young…

8 thoughts on ““You Should Never Attempt To Actually Eat A Baby””

  1. Someone Ate The Baby
    Someone ate the baby it’s rather sad to say
    Someone ate the baby so she won’t be out to play
    We’ll never hear her whiney cry or have to feel if she is dry
    We’ll never hear her asking why why why someone ate the baby
    Someone ate the baby it’s absolutely clear
    Someone ate the baby cause the baby isn’t here
    We’ll give away her toys and clothes we’ll never have to wipe her nose
    Dad says that’s the way it goes someone ate the baby
    Someone ate the baby what a frightful thing to eat
    Someone ate the baby though she wasn’t very sweet
    It was a heartless thing to do the policemen haven’t got a clue
    I simply can’t imagine who would go and (burp) eat the baby
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    Shel Silverstein

  2. Although, as the mother of a teenager, sometimes I understand why some species eat their young…

    LOL. I can neither confirm nor deny that I’ve ever felt the same way …

  3. “Apparently it has something to do with the way babies smell.” What are they talking about??? Babies smell like baby shit, that is more than enough reason to never want to eat one!

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