You all already what a ringing success the launch of Obamacare has turned out to be. How he kept all his promises and we all get to keep our health insurance and doctors and just pay less. It’s a veritable medical utopia.
And I’m sure the NSA didn’t really eavesdrop on Chancellor Angela Merkel. It’s all a misunderstanding. She just butt-dialed Dear Reader a bunch of times.
But since it’s that time of year again when all the sexy, sexy ghouls come out, I’ll link you back to an old post here. Remember kids, the real monsters don’t always wear masks.