She claims this is French onion soup
Did it just come out of the microwave? I think you left it in too long.
And this? Is that soap?
Now I get it. She ate this. ‘French onion soup’ is apparently the euphemism for what happened to her toilet afterwards.
And then we have the four sorbets of the apocalypse
Crush them before they hatch!
To all you chefs that get the ‘honor’ of cooking for Martha Stewart, please, for the love of food, take her camera phone away.