Only Martha Stewart Could Make Food Look This Awful

She claims this is French onion soup

frenchonion

Did it just come out of the microwave? I think you left it in too long.

And this? Is that soap?

soap

 

Now I get it. She ate this. ‘French onion soup’ is apparently the euphemism for what happened to her toilet afterwards.

 

And then we have the four sorbets of the apocalypse

sorbets

 

Crush them before they hatch!

To all you chefs that get the ‘honor’ of cooking for Martha Stewart, please, for the love of food, take her camera phone away.

(found via @shitfoodblogger who was found via the incomparable Mr. Lady who should be writing lots more.)

7 thoughts on “Only Martha Stewart Could Make Food Look This Awful”

  1. On behalf of my profession I apologize.
    Part of the blame has to fall on the consumers though.
    If people would quit watching the asshats on Food Network and expecting that shit it would have died off long ago.

    And whoever rolled those quenelles of sorbet needs to go back to school and learn how to do it properly.

    BGM

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