I have, on occasion, at least attempt to manufacture organic silencers. Alright, so I tried and failed, but here are a couple of organic silencers (I know, suppressors. Geez!) that I got from a coworker.
There wasn’t even a background check! The horror!
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I’ve lost my mind.
Jen. Um. Those are squash, not silencers (suppressors)
I thought so too. Until I read this.
Investigators say a person suspected of robbing a Charleston County gas station used a squash to silence shots fired at the business.
Personally, I like my silencers lightly sautéed in butter. Or deep-fried. Or grilled.
We’ve got to crack down on the scourge of organic silencers! Think of the children! These things just grow on
A question for the peanut gallery. So does the BATFEIEIO* confiscate this one? Seems like taking it to the band saw of wanton destruction** would be kind of excessive. Not that the BATFEIEIO would ever do anything excessive.
*I will be eternally grateful to Tam for that one
**Feel free to use that as your next RPG weapon