Remember March 26, 2012? Dear Reader was running to re-election and said this to then Russian President Dmitry Medvedev
This is my last election … After my election I have more flexibility
He’s so flexible, he can reach a phone. Maybe even pen a strongly worded message.
It’s not like his top men have ever flubbed when dealing with Russia. We’re in the very best of hands.
And even though our military is being drawn down to pre-WWII levels, it’s really the leader that counts, right? It’s not like the other guy is some kind of super spy that makes movie villains look like philanthropists. I mean, who would you follow into glorious battle?
To victory, Komrade!