…with signs? on Twitter? For the love of…
Oh! You came back. I can’t really add anything here, but that’s never stopped me from trying before.
Seriously folks? Signs and hashtags and selfies? Really? I’m sure those big bad kidnappers that had no problem abducting innocent girls with the plan to sell them are kicking themselves now. I mean, their evilness is totally trending. They’re never going to bring up their Klout score now. #unfriend #unfollow #uncool
I bet they are totes going to give those girls back now. And they’re going to film it so it goes viral on YouTube. #winning
Dance Monkey makes pouty face, changes world. #filmat11 #firstworldsolutions
Because that’s exactly how brutal warlords do things. They make sure they are in consensus with popular opinion and act accordingly so as not to be shamed. #howitworks
#eyeroll #facepalm #sarcasm
Fun fact: This post contains more hashtags than every other entry combined #uselesstrivia