Met this guy the other day.
Evyl stood his ground
The TeenBot sized him up. Besides, there was a bear in a sombrero there for back-up.
Me? I did the only logical thing.
What? How would you react to meeting death in a gift shop? I knew he wasn’t there for me. When death comes for me, it’ll be random, hilarious, and earn me the lifetime achievement spot on the rubber knife award.