He’s looking absolutely everywhere. He thought he had found it at the VA, but that change didn’t belong to him. So now he’s checking vending machines and payphones.
He’s looked under couches, and he’s even looking in his cabinet.
You would think that after spending that looks like this
It would be easy to scrape together this much change. It’s just a little bit. You could probably find that in the pockets of some Senator’s spouse.
Maybe his pals at Acorn would give a little back. Or he could just stop funding organizations that enable the rape of minors.
But what do I know? I’m just some right-wing extremist clinging to guns and religion. I haven’t even been to Professor Ayers School of Domestic Terrorism. Truth be told, I don’t meet the prerequisites. I just can’t wrap my brain around the idea that your powerful associations can make you innocent. It just doesn’t make sense to me that getting a friend elected to a powerful position can negate being a murderous sociopath. Ah well. I guess I’ll only ever be on the watch list and never be a real threat to society.