Edited to add: 2nd place and no one died!
I’ve officially lost my mind and may have to call in dead on Monday.
That’s the message I just sent my boss. Yes, he was just as confused as you are.
You see, I just registered for a 5K.
I don’t run.
It’s taking place tomorrow.
There’s a decal.
Have I mentioned that I don’t run? Ok, there was the one time with the silver medal*.
But it’s for a good cause. You can support my madness here.
You’ll find my body somewhere near Lake Hefner. It has been a while since I’ve made an entry into the injuries category.
*I found the medal. I’ll add a picture later.