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1:10 pm Current Events, Laughing at Celebrities

Hurry, get your free KFC before Oprah gets there!  You all know what will happen when her people tell her she’s giving away food.  Cars, electronics, private islands, that’s all fine.  But nobody gives away Oprah’s food.

Nobody.  Not even the greatest First Lady ever.

Ever wonder what happened to Stedman?  I don’t know for certain, but I think he got between Oprah and some take out.  She skinned him and turned him into tacky, over-priced sneakers for her bestest bud.

The coast was clear in my area, and the chicken was good.  Watch out and be careful out there.  When food is involved, Oprah can move like a ninja.

One Response

  1. OrangeNeckInNY Says:

    I don’t know about that site where it has to install special printing software on your computer in order to print a stupid coupon.

    Besides, I already tried the Kentucky Grilled Chicken and I can tell you it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. It’s just fried chicken with the bread coating removed. It’s still as greasy and the secret spice is still MSG (monosodium glutamate). Know how I know? Because anything I eat with MSG in it makes my heart feel like it wants to beat out of my chest, gives me a low grade headache and slight nausea. KFC has it. That’s the main reason I don’t frequent Chinese fast food joints that use MSG, but when I do, I make sure to tell them NO MSG!!!

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