Ninjas, Definitely Ninjas
June 9, 2009 1:12 pm Current Events, Laughing at CelebritiesThey killed Bill, er David Caradine. Yup, ninjas. Or at least that’s what his lawyer says. That would explain why no one was seen entering or exiting the hotel room, but it would not explain the footprint on the bed. Dude, ninjas don’t leave footprints.
But hey, everyone wants their obituary to read “Killed by Ninjas.” I heard that his hands were bound also. The one question I have is whether or not those hands contained a pebble. No pebble, definitely ninjas. Case closed.
