Don’t be a douche-bag unless you want to be treated like a douche-bag.

In other words, if you make an ass of yourself, I reserve the right to make fun of you or simply delete your comment and ban you. I may edit your comment in order to ridicule you further.

If you spot a troll, don’t feed it

I’m paying attention and will deal with them shortly. Don’t make yourself look like a tool for talking to someone I’m probably going to delete.

Spam should remain canned.

All uncanned spam will be disposed of.

Your words are your own

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, even if they do stink of assholes. You may choose to express your opinion in whatever words necessary, although if I start feeling like I’m at def comedy jam I reserve the right to censor your language. I don’t expect to need to exercise that right.

I am Queen of this Electron Empire and shall be respected accordingly

My disclosure policy can be found here