Fox News has definitive proof that this little collection of 1’s and 0’s has been observed by none other than Quentin Tarantino (Thanks for correcting my spelling, Hank). It’s true. But I’m not sure he likes it. He never comments. Or, it he does, he uses another name.
But Jen! Where’s the proof?
Oh yeah. Well, a while back I spouted off some little rant about Hollywood celebrities that turned into my most read, most commented on, most linked post ever. Yes, I am referring to Dance, Monkey.
Heh. Who knew it would gain so much traction?
So imagine my surprise when I saw this little quip in an article.
“I’m not biting. I refuse your question,” Tarrantino fired back. ““I’m not your slave and you’re not my master. You can’t make me dance to your tune. I’m not a monkey….I refuse.”
I guess he’s not a fan…
It’s alright, Quinton. I know I don’t need to tell you that your coffee is good.
Ya know what? When you make money, it helps more than the 20 some-odd people you directly employ. Guess who works at bookstores? People. Movie theaters? People. Publishing houses? People. Etc. So yeah, when your getting your icky richness on, it’s spreading that pernicious wealth all over the middle class.
But of course, you already knew that because he already posted about it over on his blog.
I’m very excited. It’s going to be cool to see some of his work on television. Guess we’ll have to figure out how that thing works again. At least we can stream some of the previous episodes online. We spent last night doing just that. I like Mary’s sass and snark.
We’ll see about recording the episode and sharing with all of you. Maybe we’ll even live blog it! Feel free to join the virtual watch party.
Shut Open your pie-hole mouth and Dance Act, monkey valued customer!
Thanks Weer’d! You’ll have to click over there to see why Matt Damon is the subject of my mad picture editing skills.
Matt Damon is a perfect example of everything that is wrong with the education system. And to the teachers out there that unlocked his creative potential-Do you still have those keys? ‘Cause um, maybe you should put it back.
Adonnis DNA. Right. Guess whatever you’ve got to tell yourself.
Hey Charlie, I don’t know if you realize this, but you’ve got that absolutely perfectly proportioned douchebag face. It’s true. You’re symmetrical enough, I guess. Sure, you’ve got a square jawline. But really, you look like that guy that everyone wants to land a nice square right hook right into his nose. It’s quite remarkable that your nose is still so very straight. Just makes people want to punch it more.
You know what else? You’re no unique snowflake. You’re just enough of a douchebag in real life that you don’t even realize that you play one on TV.
But by all means, keep ranting. It’s entertaining. It makes me laugh. And really, that’s all you’re good for.
Pardon me while I crank up the organ grinder for you. Can you add a pretty pirouette just for me?