I’m Famous!

Fox News has definitive proof that this little collection of 1’s and 0’s has been observed by none other than Quentin Tarantino (Thanks for correcting my spelling, Hank).  It’s true. But I’m not sure he likes it. He never comments.  Or, it he does, he uses another name.

But Jen! Where’s the proof?

Oh yeah.  Well, a while back I spouted off some little rant about Hollywood celebrities that turned into my most read, most commented on, most linked post ever.  Yes, I am referring to Dance, Monkey.

Heh. Who knew it would gain so much traction?

So imagine my surprise when I saw this little quip in an article.

“I’m not biting. I refuse your question,” Tarrantino fired back. ““I’m not your slave and you’re not my master. You can’t make me dance to your tune. I’m not a monkey….I refuse.”

I guess he’s not a fan…

It’s alright, Quinton.  I know I don’t need to tell you that your coffee is good.


Hey Wordslinging Monkey

Your pie hole is doing that thing. You might want to see to that.

Don’t you know that it’s your drug-addled, alcohol-fueled dreams that we want to read? Not your short-sighted collectivist BS.

Ya know what? When you make money, it helps more than the 20 some-odd people you directly employ.  Guess who works at bookstores?  People.  Movie theaters? People. Publishing houses? People. Etc. So yeah, when your getting your icky richness on, it’s spreading that pernicious wealth all over the middle class.

Your high horse is dead.  Stop kicking it.

And, oh yeah, Dance, Monkey!

(found via the Head Mistress Snarkslinger where you should have read it far before stumbling on my corner of the interwebs. Hint-go there now)

A Made For TV Holster?

No, it’s not poorly done or sappy. And Hallmark had nothing to do with it.  Presented with minimal commercial interruption…

As we speak, a paddle holster made by the one and only Michael of TheHolsterSite is winging its way to the studios of In Plain Sight (returns March 16th, 2012 according to the Twitter feed).

But of course, you already knew that because he already posted about it over on his blog.

I’m very excited.  It’s going to be cool to see some of his work on television.  Guess we’ll have to figure out how that thing works again.  At least we can stream some of the previous episodes online. We spent last night doing just that.  I like Mary’s sass and snark.

We’ll see about recording the episode and sharing with all of you.  Maybe we’ll even live blog it! Feel free to join the virtual watch party.

Shut Open your pie-hole mouth and Dance Act, monkey valued customer!

Hey Matt Damon

Just sayin’

Thanks Weer’d!  You’ll have to click over there to see why Matt Damon is the subject of my mad picture editing skills.

Matt Damon is a perfect example of everything that is wrong with the education system.  And to the teachers out there that unlocked his creative potential-Do you still have those keys?  ‘Cause um, maybe you should put it back.







Sigh. Well Darn

Turns out, she’s backing out.  Says she’s got other commitments.  To her credit, she apparently wants to meet with him another time, but she won’t be available for the ball.

But maybe Justin Timberlake will accept the invitation of Cpl. Kelsey De Santis.  And he probably should.  She could totally kick his ass.

Corporal Kelsey De Santis — the only female currently serving at the Martial Arts Center for Excellence at Marine Corps Base Quantico — turns the tables on Sgt. Scott Moore’s wingman Justin Timberlake by asking him to attend the Marine Corps Ball with her.


Entertainment Monkey Does Good

Mila Kunis is hot.  This is a fact.

Also, she’s kind of awesome.  Why, you ask?

Because she saw this.

And said yes.

I hope she and Scott Moore have a lovely time at the Marine Corps Ball.

Now if only Natalie Portman was going too.  Rawr!

“I’m on a drug, It’s Called Charlie Sheen”

My Drama Llama has a first name, it’s c-h-a-r-l-i-e!

Oh!  It’s another self important celebrity meltdown!

And you know what that means?  Cranking up the music baby!

Dance!  Dance Monkey with all you’ve got.

Shut Your Pie Hole and Dance, Monkey!


Adonnis DNA. Right. Guess whatever you’ve got to tell yourself.

Hey Charlie, I don’t know if you realize this, but you’ve got that absolutely perfectly proportioned douchebag face. It’s true. You’re symmetrical enough, I guess. Sure, you’ve got a square jawline. But really, you look like that guy that everyone wants to land a nice square right hook right into his nose. It’s quite remarkable that your nose is still so very straight. Just makes people want to punch it more.

You know what else? You’re no unique snowflake. You’re just enough of a douchebag in real life that you don’t even realize that you play one on TV.

But by all means, keep ranting. It’s entertaining. It makes me laugh. And really, that’s all you’re good for.

Pardon me while I crank up the organ grinder for you. Can you add a pretty pirouette just for me?